lotuslopez:

me unemployed: tch…. capitalism…

me employed: i been gettin munny where tf u been

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pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

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stability:

My mom thought we would need a hammer to get this pole into the ground but I just pushed it in and I almost said “psh, hammer my asshole” but then I realized

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
can bob the builder fix my ripped asshole
derpsdale derpsdale Said:

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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marvelobsessions:

Remember when The Avengers was new?

Remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheroes interacting in one movie?

Remember getting chills during this scene?

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Remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 

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dlubes:

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right

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amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

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