deaneggsandsam:

how nerds dirty talk to each other

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bearsnkitties:

nothingcanstopthejuggernaut:

When you ask a bottom to top

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When you ask a top to bottom

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When you ask a vers to do anything

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very true

(via backofthejazzbus)

davnnh:

The Nekci Menij Show - Ep 29 - “The Single Life”

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mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

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decomposingrose:

No drinking on bench

No hollering at ladies

No fighting

(via vickayyyyy)

swiftingthrough:

legendary

swiftingthrough:

legendary

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theendlessin-between:

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(via torey-joseph)

betterthankanyebitch:

me leaving school

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ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

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